You can add a name to the photograph.
"My first Birdie" becomes
John's First Birdie
"My First Long Putt" becomes
John's First Long Putt
"The only way to get him into the bedroom" becomes
The only way to get John into the bedroom
"I always get stuck behind this group" becomes
John always get stuck behind this group
"I told my boss, I'm sticking close to bed today" becomes
John told his boss, "I'm sticking close to bed today"
If you like, come up with your own caption (must be aproximately the same length as the original caption)